“First pitch…. he hit it! It’s going up, up… aaaaaand… caught! It’s a fly out!”
*Breaking News! This just in: late this evening, after a Pioneers ballgame, a group of Binheads had scoured the city’s hotel block until they found the hotel where the LA Sluggers were lodged. After politely explaining why they were there to the doorman to gain entry, and then again to the concierge for the room number, they made their way to a room housing the Sluggers head coach. Dousing the door in gasoline, they lit a match and set the room ablaze. While watching the room go up in flames, like children gathered around a bonfire, the group of fanatic die-hards cheerfully and boisterously sang “Nuts and nuts!! Nuts and nuts!!”*
“First pitch…. he hit it! It’s going up, up… aaaaaand… caught! It’s a fly out!”
*Breaking News! This just in: late this evening, after a Pioneers ballgame, a group of Binheads had scoured the city’s hotel block until they found the hotel where the LA Sluggers were lodged. After politely explaining why they were there to the doorman to gain entry, and then again to the concierge for the room number, they made their way to a room housing the Sluggers head coach. Dousing the door in gasoline, they lit a match and set the room ablaze. While watching the room go up in flames, like children gathered around a bonfire, the group of fanatic die-hards cheerfully and boisterously sang “Nuts and nuts!! Nuts and nuts!!”*