Chapter 367 – Puhuhut. With a Fart of This Level, You Can’t Beat President Park’s Poop Odor, Meow!

40th Floor of the Black Tower.

A black pig set foot on the sword farm.

However, there was no one on the farm. He also carefully inspected the place where the weasels originally stayed, but there was no one there either.

“Hmm… Is the rumor true? That Lord Uren collected money from ‘Tolt and Kids’ and made them slaves…”

Since it was an unbelievable rumor, he came directly to verify, and looking at the scene, he thought it might be true.

“If Lord Uren collected 100 billion Tower Coins from Tolt, the remaining money is…”

49.9 trillion Tower Coins.

Originally, Uren was a pig born into a slightly wealthy, no, an incredibly well-off family.

Since childhood, Uren showed the potential of a rising pushover, easily lending money to others or getting scammed, and the amount gradually grew.

Before long, the amount Uren lent out and got scammed of exceeded 1 trillion Tower Coins.

Then, the elders of the family visited Uren’s father, Uto, every day and voiced their complaints, saying Uren could not be left like this.

Although it was a trivial amount considering the family’s assets, it was a maneuver to build up justification to seize the next family head position.

However, Uto also thought Uren could not be left like this for his future.

“I speak as the patriarch of the Damon Family. Uren, do not think about coming back home until you collect all the money you lent and were scammed of.”

Therefore, pretending to grant the elders’ demands, he kicked Uren out empty-handed. By the solemn command of the patriarch.

The idea was that if his son suffered a bit, he would realize the value of money and his pushover temperament would weaken.

Of course, he did not expect him to collect all 1 trillion Tower Coins.

If Uren collected about 100 billion Tower Coins, he planned to persuade the elders and let him return home as if yielding to the situation.

Of course, knowing it would be difficult for Uren alone, he was also prepared to send someone to help him along the way.

However, something Uto had not anticipated occurred.

Uren had awakened the talent: Hand of Madas, which could turn the weight of what he ate into gold.

Thanks to that, Uren exploded his pushover power with overflowing money, and far from collecting money, he lent more money and got scammed even more.

Even if they wanted to help, he did his pushover deeds too instantly, and it was hard to get close to him due to Uren’s misfortune.

Thus, it had been 10 years since Uren was kicked out of the house.

Uren had the empty title of Great Merchant, and the money he had to collect to return home had increased to 50 trillion Tower Coins.

Consequently, every time news was heard that Uren had lent money to someone or got scammed, Uto fell ill with regret over his decision.

Therefore, recently, they were keeping rumors about Uren from reaching Uto’s ears.

And he was a tracker hired by Uren’s mother, Hamie, to hear news of Uren behind her husband’s back.

“For that pushover young master to finally collect money… Lady Hamie will be pleased.”

The black pig Dave hurriedly went to Lady Hamie with the information he had gathered.

While Dave was carrying the good news of Uren to Hamie in that manner,

“I’ve buried all 1 ton of gold!”

Uren, who was subjected to a new scam, shouted after planting 1 ton of gold under the jujube tree as the gray skunk Siron had instructed.

“Excellent. But since gold only grows when the tree is alone, let’s leave this place and return tomorrow morning. I will just prune it so the gold grows well and then head down.”

Although it was a shallow trick that anyone could see through to take the 1 ton of gold buried in the ground once Uren left the spot.

“Understood. Lord Theo, let’s go. Tomorrow morning…”

Uren replied according to Siron’s words and called Theo.

At that moment,

“Puhuhut. That is as far as you go, meow!”

Chak.

Once Uren was definitively scammed, Theo, having finished calculating the commission, performed three mid-air flips from the jujube tree and landed with a cool hero landing.

Bpiyot!

Chak.

Bpiyot also landed in a hero landing posture following Theo.

“Puhuhut. Uren, now half of that gold is mine, meow!”

As Theo, who landed coolly, pointed to the place where the gold was buried and spoke to Uren in a confident voice,

“Pardon? Why?”

Uren asked with a blank expression.

“Puhuhut. Because Uren has been scammed again, meow! Half of the gold is the fifty-fifty fee, meow!”

“I… it’s not a scam…”

Slap.

“Wake up, meow! This is a jujube tree, meow! Gold cannot grow here, meow!”

Theo slapped Uren’s cheek and shouted.

“Ah… That’s true! Gold on a jujube tree… Did I get scammed?”

Uren was still half-doubting whether he was scammed.

“Puhuhut. That is right, meow! Uren was scammed, meow!”

While Theo was letting Uren know he was scammed like that,

“Tch! How unlucky! He was almost fully reeled in!!!”

At the appearance of Theo who was interfering with his scam, Siron hurriedly began to run away.

Perhaps because he had run away a lot, his running skills were unusual. Siron quickly distanced himself.

“Puhuhut. You cannot escape from me, Vice President Theo, meow! Bpiyot, let’s go, meow!”

Theo disappeared from the spot as he finished speaking.

And the place he appeared was right next to Siron.

“Puhuhut. Caught you, meow!”

Grab.

Theo said as he grabbed the scruff of Siron’s neck as he ran away. It was Theo’s new fast-movement technique, ‘Meow Step’.

“Ugh! Take this!”

The gray skunk Siron, grabbed by the neck by Theo, exerted force on his butt while using his escape skill.

Then,

Pbooooong!

Siron’s butt released a brown poop-fart.

‘Keke. This is an odor that no one can overcome!’

Siron smiled fishily, imagining Theo’s face frowning in pain from the stench.

But

“Puhuhut.”

Theo, who had taken Siron’s poop-fart head-on, was smiling with a peaceful face.

“H… How?!”

Siron was astonished looking at Theo, against whom his escape skill did not work at all, wondering if there was a problem with his fart.

While Siron was wondering if the smell of his fart was weak,

Bpiyok!!!!

Bpiyot, who was following Theo, spit out a harsh curse and quickly distanced himself. As expected, there was no problem with his poop-fart.

Then… that guy must definitely have no sense of smell. Otherwise, it made no sense for him to endure his poop-fart.

He was unlucky. To be caught of all things by a guy with no sense of smell. It was the worst compatibility.

“Puhuhut. With a fart of this level, you can’t beat President Park’s poop odor, meow!”

But Theo spoke as if scolding Siron, in a voice asking where he thought he was playing with that level of smell.

To Theo, who had endured many of Se-jun’s poop smells to stay by Se-jun’s side, a poop-fart of this level was nothing.

“What?! There is a smell more terrible than my fart?!”

While Siron, who was quite proud of his stench production, made an unbelievable expression at Theo’s words,

“Meow!”

Theo extended his front paw toward the sky, causing a dragon tornado to arise, and the stench flew into the sky and vanished.

Bpiyot!

[Lord Theo, here!]

As the stench vanished, Bpiyot flew over and delivered the slave contract to Theo,

“Puhuhut. Stamp it, meow!”

and Theo firmly received Siron’s footprint, arresting the scammer Siron.

“Puhuhut. As expected, President Park is amazing, meow!”

Theo, who easily caught Siron thanks to Se-jun’s poop smell, praised Se-jun.

Thus, Se-jun scored a mysterious 1st victory against Siron. However, it seemed better for him not to know that he had won.

“Puhuhut. Uren, this time it is 0.5 tons of gold and 150 billion Tower Coins, meow!”

“Yes! I will give it to you!”

As Uren took out the money and finished the settlement,

“Who is next, meow?! Guide me, meow!”

Theo, who was excited having made money, urged Uren.

“Yes!”

At Theo’s urging, Uren began to walk in the lead.

Originally, Uren’s next destination was the 31st floor of the tower.

He had planned to go catch the scammer who sold him a stone with no effect for 50 billion Tower Coins, claiming it was an amulet that prevented him from being scammed.

But watching Theo’s skill in collecting money, Uren gained courage.

‘If it’s Lord Theo, he will be able to collect the money from those guys!’

Therefore, he decided to visit the guys whom he had almost given up on collecting money from and had placed on his blacklist.

‘Maybe I can go home now!’

Uren guided Theo with a bright smile,

‘Puhuhut. I will make more money and monopolize President Park’s lap, meow!’

and Theo, filled with anticipation to occupy Se-jun’s lap for a long time by making money, also followed behind with a bright expression.

‘Pbhuhut. Lord Theo is smiling! He must definitely like my assistance!’

Thanks to that, Bpiyot could also smile brightly.

***

99th Floor of the Black Tower.

Se-jun, who took a bath, drank banana milk, and took a long nap.

“Transport.”

[25,000 pieces of Fresh Mugwort of Life and 20,000 pieces of Fresh Mugwort of Mana have arrived.]

Having brought the mugwort from the Green Tower by spending 8 million Tower Coins,

“Cuengi, let’s squeeze.”

Kkueng!

[Understood-da-yo!]

Bbyak!

[I want to squeeze too!]

he made mugwort juice with Cuengi and the Black Rabbit.

After making 2.5 liters of Mugwort Juice of Life and 2 liters of Mugwort Juice of Mana like that,

“Here. Keep them and use them when it’s dangerous.”

he packed 10 bottles each of the Life Mugwort Juice Potion and Mana Mugwort Juice Potion, made by mixing 17ml of mugwort juice with a bit of water to make it easy to drink, and gave them to Cuengi and the Black Rabbit.

As Cuengi’s juice-squeezing skills improved, he could now restore HP and Mana by 6% per 1ml of mugwort juice.

After packing the mugwort juice potions for the two in that manner, Se-jun put raw mugwort juice into rice flour and kneaded it.

Since the mushroom ants could not drink the mugwort juice potions contained in glass bottles, he decided to mix in the mugwort juice and make pills to make it easy to eat.

As he rolled the dough, which had turned red and blue due to the addition of the Mugwort Juice of Life and Mugwort Juice of Mana, into bite-sized pieces,

[You have achieved the accomplishment of making the Mugwort Pill of Life for the first time in the tower.]

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[You have achieved the accomplishment of making the Mugwort Pill of Mana for the first time in the tower.]

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Cooking accomplishment messages appeared. Due to the cooking effect, the ingredient effects increased, and the effects of the mugwort pills also improved.

“Use it when it’s dangerous.”

Kke-ek!

When he distributed a total of 2,000 pills of the two types of mugwort pills to the representative of the mushroom ants in that manner,

Kking!

‘Hey! Give me some too!’

Fenrir sat gently in front of Se-jun and barked, asking for some too.

“Give some to Blacky too?”

Kking!

‘Hand it over!’

“Alright.”

When Se-jun gave the mugwort pill to feed Fenrir later,

Smack… Spit!

Kking! Kking!

‘This is bitter! It’s inedible!’

Fenrir, who felt the bitterness, spat out the mugwort pill and barked fiercely. He could not tolerate even a bit of bitterness.

“Huhut. As expected, you are too young to know the bitter taste of life.”

Se-jun mocked Fenrir, the oldest Apostle of Destruction who couldn’t eat bitter things, once, and then stuffed a semi-dried roasted sweet potato into Fenrir’s mouth.

Munch. Munch. Munch.

Kkihikit. Kking!

‘Hehit. As expected, the yellow and chewy thing is the most delicious!’

While Fenrir ate the semi-dried roasted sweet potato deliciously, Se-jun prepared dinner.

For dinner, he made rice dumplings by mixing rice flour and the mugwort powder that Cuengi had made into powder while making mugwort juice.

A moment later, Se-jun skewered three mugwort rice dumplings on each stick, piled them high on a plate, and brought them to the table.

Beside the plate, he placed bowls containing bean powder and honey so they could dip and eat whatever they wanted.

Once the dinner preparation was finished like that,

“Ajax, summon. Veronica, summon.”

he summoned Ajax and Veronica, who insisted that they must eat dinner in the Black Tower.

And,

“Guys, let’s eat dinner!”

he called the companions to eat dinner together.

Kkueng!

[It is so, so delicious-da-yo!]

“As expected of Se-jun hyung-nim!”

“That’s right! Se-jun-nim’s cooking is the best!”

“Yes. Eat a lot.”

[The soul becomes full from the pouring praises.]

[Mental Strength increases by 1.]

‘Hehehe.’

While Se-jun looked at the messages and offered more food to the companions,

Kking!

‘I want to dip and eat too!’

Fenrir dropped the rice dumpling he was holding in his mouth into the bowl containing honey.

Naturally, the rice dumpling sank, and Fenrir put his face into the bowl to retrieve his rice dumpling. As a result, honey was smeared all over the fur around his mouth.

Kkihikit. Kking!

‘Hehit. It’s delicious!’

Fenrir licked and ate the honey smeared on his face happily, smacking his lips.

At that moment,

“Blacky, you need a bath.”

As Se-jun spoke, looking at Fenrir who had become dirty like a beggar in a brief moment,

‘I don’t want to! I took one earlier!’

‘Bath’ was one of the few words Fenrir understood. Fenrir stealthily buried his face between the rice dumpling skewers and hid.

Kkihikit. Kking!

‘Hehit. This time I won’t be found!’

Although Fenrir was confident this time too, perfectly covering his eyes and ears when hiding,

“Hehehe. Blacky, are you hiding here?”

he was grabbed by the scruff of his neck by Se-jun and dragged off to the bathroom, dangling.

Kking?

‘I clearly hid well, so why do I keep getting caught?’

He was an aggrieved Fenrir today as well, unable to understand why he was caught.