Chapter 386 – As Expected, the Real Chairman Park’s Knees are the Best, Meow!

Black Tower Administrator Area.

“Khehehe. Found it!”

When Aileen, who had been searching for destruction with the destruction detector for several hours, was delighted to find the location of destruction,

[A divine artifact owned by Park Se-jun, the Tower Farmer of the Black Tower, has disappeared.]

[One of the conditions for achieving a Great Tower turns to unachieved.]

An alarm appeared on the crystal ball.

“What?! Which bastard dares to… our Se-jun’s divine artifact…”

Aileen hurriedly searched for Se-jun through the crystal ball and looked for the entity that had destroyed Se-jun’s divine artifact.

However, no suspicious entity was visible inside the crystal ball.

“Se-jun, don’t worry! I will solve it for you! Grandfather—!”

Aileen requested help from Kaiser.

***

-What?! How dare they touch our Se-jun’s divine artifact?! Understood. Leave it to me.

Kaiser, who heard the news from Aileen, hurriedly flew to Se-jun.

And

“Vice President Theo, wake up!”

Kkue-eng! Kkue-eng!

[Big bro got like this while protecting Cuengi, yo! You must not die, yo!]

What Kaiser saw was Se-jun holding the collapsed Theo and Cuengi crying hysterically next to him.

-Se-jun, what is the matter?

“Lord Kaiser, please help! Our Theo collapsed after being hit by a red light!”

-A red light?

Kkue-eng… Kkue-eng…

[Cuengi was punishing the divine artifact because it acted up to Dad… and broke it, but…]

Cuengi explained the situation from a moment ago.

-You heard the voice of Battler, the God of Battle?

Kkue-eng!

[That’s right, yo!]

Kaiser listened to Cuengi’s explanation.

‘Did he descend directly?’

Even without that, he had wondered because he felt a different energy from Theo’s body, but now he understood.

‘Did that fellow Battler enter to take over Theo’s body?’

-Do not worry. I will solve it. Mental Dive.

Kaiser placed the hand of the black dragon statue on Theo’s body and entered Theo’s mental world.

***

-W-What is this?!

Looking at Giant Se-jun, who was growing larger and larger, Battler, the God of Battle, was shocked. ‘He can get even bigger than this?’

To become a mental body of that size, one must either have an immense amount of divine power or the owner of this mental world must give immense belief.

It wasn’t just ordinary immense belief; absolute belief without a single shred of doubt had to be given for such a size to be explained.

But

-that is impossible…

Because everyone has an ego, it was impossible to absolutely trust someone more than oneself.

Nor had he heard of any god maintaining such a size through divine power in times like these, when gathering divine power was difficult.

An incomprehensible phenomenon.

Slap!

-What’s important right now isn’t that kind of thing. I am Battler, the God of Battle. I will defeat any enemy!

Battler, the God of Battle, slapped his own cheek and raised his fighting spirit.

However, it was a useless effort.

“Puhuhut. Now he has become Super Giant Chairman Park, meow! Super Giant Chairman Park, punish Battler, meow!”

“Punish… him…”

At the shout of Theo, who was clinging to the knees of Super Giant Se-jun, Super Giant Se-jun slowly reached out his hand.

-Hmph!

Battler snorted and tried to lightly dodge Se-jun’s hand, but

Rumble.

‘Agh! I can’t move!’

he couldn’t move at all under the spiritual pressure created by Super Giant Se-jun’s hand, and Battler was caught by Se-jun’s hand, becoming a prisoner.

-To think that I, the God of Battle, am a prisoner…

This alone was already humiliating enough…

“How dare you look down on our Chairman Park, meow! And you tried to harm my younger brother Cuengi, meow! Punish him, meow!”

Slap. Slap.

He even had to endure slaps from Theo’s front paws, which were smaller than Battler’s fingernails. Since it didn’t hurt, it made him feel even more played with.

-You rascal! Do you not even know a warrior’s pride?! Treat me like a warrior!

Battler, unable to bear the insult, shouted. At the same time, he prepared to escape if he got a chance.

Although Super Giant Se-jun’s power was strong, he did not have enough power to obliterate Battler. ‘Like hell I’ll ever hang around the Black Tower again.’

As Battler gnashed his teeth,

“Meow?! I don’t know anything about a warrior’s treatment, meow! Instead, I will let you stamp, meow!”

Along with Theo’s words, a contract appeared.

-What?! A stamp?!

Battler frowned at the word stamp. This was because he had seen many gods fall to the abyss after stamping incorrectly.

“Puhuhut. That is right, meow! You just have to stamp here, meow!”

-I refuse!

Battler clenched his fist while curling his thumb to avoid stamping, but even so, he couldn’t help a small gap forming.

“Puhuhut. I, Vice President Theo, do not give up, meow!”

Theo, being a cat, easily went through that gap

Stamp.

and pressed Battler’s thumb onto the contract. Because it was so small, Battler felt nothing at all.

But

“Meow?!”

Why wasn’t it stamping, meow? Battler’s thumbprint was not stamped on the contract.

“It’s strange, meow!”

When the stamp wouldn’t print even after several attempts, Theo

“Come out, my slave Gaeron, meow!”

summoned his slave Gaeron.

-Lord Theo, did you call?

“That’s right, meow! Gaeron, why isn’t the stamp printing, meow?”

Theo asked while pressing Battler’s thumb onto the contract.

-Ah. In cases like this, it’s a phenomenon that occurs when there’s a large difference in status with the opponent. If the opponent refuses, you can’t stamp.

“Meow?! Then if they consent, can we stamp, meow?!”

-Yes. If the opponent consents, it is possible.

“Puhuhut. Understood, meow!”

He had to get permission from Battler, meow!

-Lord Theo, by the way, who is the owner of this hand?

“It is a fellow called Battler, the God of Battle, meow!”

-What?! Battler, the God of Battle?!

‘He’s trying to make Battler, the God of Battle, into a slave?!’

“Is he a guy you also know, meow?”

-Of course! He is one of the highest gods!

Gaeron replied in an excited voice.

However… although it was definitely impossible… a thought popped into Gaeron’s head: ‘If it’s Lord Theo, maybe it’s possible?’

‘If Lord Theo gets Battler’s stamp, then the hierarchy… since I am the senior, I’ll be higher, right?’

To have Battler, the God of Battle, as his subordinate; the heart of Gaeron, the God of Jewel Frogs, swelled with pride.

“Lord Theo, do your best!”

“Puhuhut. Understood, meow! Gaeron, go back now, meow!”

Theo unsummoned Gaeron and slipped out of the gap again.

“Battler, permit the stamping, meow!”

-Hmph! I’d rather die than stamp!

“Stamp, meow!”

-I refuse!

Battler held out, saying he wouldn’t stamp,

“Super Giant Chairman Park, punish him, meow!”

Squeeze!

At Theo’s shout, Super Giant Se-jun tightened his grip and began to squeeze Battler, but

-It’s useless!

Battler refused to the end.

“Stamp, meow!”

-I refuse!

While the scuffle between Theo and Battler continued like that,

-Huh?! What is this? Did I enter the wrong place? But for that, there is no way Se-jun’s mental strength is this strong…

Kaiser, the great Black Dragon who appeared in Theo’s mental world, was flustered when he saw the Super Giant Se-jun who was much larger than himself.

He had clearly entered Theo’s mental world, but seeing the giant Se-jun, he mistook it for having entered Se-jun’s mind.

“Puhuhut. Lord Kaiser, so glad to see you, meow!”

Toward that Kaiser, Theo, who was clinging to Super Giant Se-jun’s knees, greeted him happily.

Upon seeing Kaiser, Theo thought of a way to stamp. ‘If there’s a difference in status, I just need to reduce it, meow!’

-That fellow Theo, he really transcends imagination.

Kaiser, who grasped the situation while looking at Theo waving his front paw in greeting, shook his head in amazement.

He knew Theo trusted Se-jun, but to think it was to this extent. It was truly a bottomless belief.

To Theo, Se-jun was a god. An absolute god, at that. No god would be able to defeat Se-jun within Theo’s mental world.

-Theo, by the way, where is Battler?

“Puhuhut. There he is, meow!”

As Theo pointed to Super Giant Se-jun’s hand, Battler was seen hanging his head low.

-Khehehe. Well, well, who is this? It’s Battler, the God of Battle.

Kaiser had originally come prepared to battle Battler.

Kaiser deliberately and persistently faced Battler, who turned his head away and was reluctant to make eye contact, and spoke teasingly.

The two had known each other since before the tower was created, and their relationship was not a good one.

-Urgh!

Battler, caught in a humiliating state by Kaiser, wanted to flee this place, but grabbed by Super Giant Se-jun, he could do nothing.

At that moment,

“Puhuhut. Lord Kaiser, please stamp here just once, meow!”

Theo held out the contract to Kaiser.

-A stamp?

“That’s right, meow! You just have to stamp here, meow!”

Theo spoke while pointing to the Party A section of the contract. Next to it, Theo’s paw print was already stamped.

He intended to receive Kaiser’s stamp to raise his status, and then receive Battler’s stamp.

-Khahaha. Sure. Of course I must stamp it.

Thump.

Kaiser readily stamped on the Party A section of the contract.

“Lord Kaiser, thank you, meow! Now I can get the stamp, meow!”

‘No. I am the one who is more grateful. To be able to personally watch Battler become a slave.’

-Go ahead and take the stamp.

“Puhuhut. Understood, meow!”

Theo, having received Kaiser’s stamp, ran excitedly and went inside the gap of Battler’s hand,

Press.

and took Battler’s stamp.

-How can this be… I clearly blocked it, so how?! I’m a slave?! Battler, the God of Battle?! No way!

“Puhuhut. It makes sense, meow! Slave, hand over some good stuff for Chairman Park to use, meow!”

Theo extorted the enslaved Battler,

-Khahaha. Battler has a lot of good things, so tell him to give them all to you.

“Puhuhut. Understood, meow!”

Kaiser cheered Theo on from the side and watched Battler get extorted by Theo.

Wait a bit,

“Meow?! Is this really all, meow?! Every time more of what you have comes out, it’s one hit of Lord Kaiser’s breath, meow!”

Theo asked, his arms full of potions that raise stats, skill stones, and weapons taken from Battler.

-I really have no more now…

Battler replied in a despondent voice.

“Meow?! Why are there no divine artifacts, meow?! Hand over the divine artifacts, meow!”

-What?!

Having been stripped of everything so far, Battler was dumbfounded by Theo’s words demanding divine artifacts so boldly.

-Do you think divine artifacts are that common?!

“Do you really not have any divine artifacts, meow?”

-Yes. Even the one I found was broken by that bear…

Slap.

“He is not a bear, he is my younger brother Cuengi, meow! But Battler is completely broke, meow!”

Scolding Battler for calling Cuengi a bear, Theo spoke in a dismissive voice.

-What?! Someone of my level has a huge amount!

His blood pressure rising at Theo’s words, Battler shouted in excitement.

“Understood, meow! I will believe you, meow! Make an effort and bring more next time, meow!”

-Hmph! We will probably never meet again!

Battler, whose descent time was up, shouted in a relieved voice and disappeared.

And

“Puhuhut. We will meet again, meow!”

Theo spoke while looking at the spot where the disappeared Battler had been. Somehow, it felt like it could happen.

-Theo, see you outside then.

“Puhuhut. Understood, meow!”

When Kaiser disappeared, Theo packed the items received from Battler into his bundle.

“Super Giant Chairman Park’s knees, let’s meet again, meow!”

Theo hugged Super Giant Se-jun’s knees tightly and closed his eyes.

“Meow…”

“Vice President Theo, are you okay?”

When the unconscious Theo opened his eyes, Se-jun asked in a worried voice.

Although Kaiser had said he was okay and went back, he was still worried.

But

“Puhuhut… even when I open my eyes, I’m on Chairman Park’s knees, meow! As expected, the real Chairman Park’s knees are the best, meow!”

Seeing Theo rubbing his body excitedly against his knees, it seemed there was no need to worry, just as Kaiser had said.

“What are you saying? Get up.”

Since the Guarding Wood Shield had vanished and he had to obtain wood to boil the porridge, Se-jun tried to get up in a hurry.

At that moment,

“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, I have some good stuff, meow!”

Theo shook out his bundle and took out the items received from Battler, and Se-jun sat down again and began looking at the items Theo pulled out.

Among them, there were also two Unbreakable Rods to be used as firewood.

“Oh. Vice President Theo, good job!”

“Puhuhut. I, Vice President Theo, am naturally good, meow!”

Theo replied in an arrogant voice, rubbing his forehead diligently against the hand that was stroking his forehead.