Chapter 81

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Translated by Sylph

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The pre-release video of Episode 2 that suddenly popped up.

When played, the music box sound was heard first.

♬♪♩♪- ♬♪♬♪- ♪♩-

That was right. It was TeSTAR’s Magical Boy.

But because it was strangely modified, it sounded like some thumping background music for comedy.

[Ding↘ Ddiring↗ Dingding Dding↘Diding↗]

Over that, the colorful banner and TeSTAR’s stunned faces looking at it were overlapped in close-up.

[Keun Sejin: ……Am I awake?]

As he finished speaking, a huge subtitle popped up.

[↑Planned to make him continuously doubt if it’s reality]

And immediately the bird researcher appeared. Behind the benevolently smiling face, a CG of hellfire burning was synthesized.

[Bird researcher: I’m going to film migratory birds together with me today!]

[TeSTAR: ????]

Over the flustered TeSTAR, subtitles that were shaking aggressively were poured with heavy metal sound.

[A sudden expert who appeared out of nowhere!(※Fake)]
[Migratory bird filming starting out of the blue! (※Fake)]

To anyone, it was a signal to watch and laugh.

But the cut changed, and the atmosphere became solemn.

[But TeSTAR is not easy!]

Short scenes were overlapped below the red blinking subtitles.

[Former national archery representative: If it were about shooting (the bird) to hit, I could do it.]

[Seon Ahyun: (Pupil earthquake)]

Seon Ahyun’s face, which was terrified while clutching the camera tightly at Ryu Chungwoo’s calm words, was slowly close-up.

Then out of the blue, the cut of TeSTAR group hurriedly crouching seriously popped out.

[Bird researcher: Let’s approach quietly~]

[TeSTAR: Crash (Type that is sincere about filming)]

The appearance of bulky boys moving with duck walk while holding their breath continued without BGM.

[(State of over-investment)]

And the scene where Park Moondae carefully raises the camera and takes a photo slightly was inserted naturally.

[Park Moondae: (Click)]

But when the camera was pulled, he was taking a photo of Seon Ahyun, not the bird.

[……??]

The subtitle was flustered.

And from that quiet cut, again out of the blue, the cut of TeSTAR screaming while fleeing as if they were crazy burst out.

[TeSTAR: Uaaaaaeua!!!]

[Bird researcher: It’s mysteriousㅎㅎ]

[TeSTAR: Gyaaaaak!! (Roughly meaning they won’t let the broadcasting station bastards go)]

The handycam shook like crazy.

[Cha Yujin: Help!! (Help!!)]

The subtitle flickered. It was like a disaster movie.

[The first variety show filming that should have been peaceful!]

[An unreasoned disaster strikes TeSTAR!]

[Exactly what is the fate of TeSTAR?]

A modified voice flowed from the mosaic-ed image of the MC.

[??: Oh my I’m sorry!]

And over the black screen, dudung, a huge golden subtitle rose.

[Made by MC and production staff who are sincere about Pranks!]

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[July 5th Thursday 11 PM!]

As the modified thumping of Magical Boy flowed out again, the screen finished grandly.

“…….”

Those guys… they were not in their right minds either.

“Puhahahaha!!”

Keun Sejin, who was watching from the side, was rolling around the living room.

This guy burst into laughter from when the foolishly arranged Magical Boy BGM came out, and eventually became like this.

I also admitted.

‘…It’s funny.’

Editing here was also creating context that hadn’t existed, like in , but I gave up as it wasn’t once or twice.

‘It won’t be a composition that causes controversy so it’ll be fine.’

They just… seemed like guys who were sincere about making people laugh.

Although it was still absurd that the agency had used the first variety show card as a tie-in sale instead of a deal, separately the fans would likely find it fun.

‘If we maintain the form, we can break through public broadcast variety shows next time.’

Thinking it was about a passing grade, I scanned the current reactions.

-What did I just see (Photo of space being sucked in)
-????ㅋㅋㅋㅋ??
-Crazyㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋmy goodnessㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-The state of TeSTAR’s first variety show…? (Attachment)

When I clicked the GIF file attached to the last reaction, a gif where some goose inhales and then lets out a laser was played.

For reference, lasers were also emitted from its eyes.

“…….”

In some sense… one could say they made a very intuitive prediction. Because Cha Yujin looked exactly like that when the bird’s neck was bent.

“Eu-haha!! Our fans are so cute!”

Keun Sejin, who stood up before I knew it and poked his head, laughed while looking at the comments.

Then he touched the screen as he wished and took one related video.

…This was a common tablet for sponsorship. I decided to endure it.

“Hey, let’s watch this too. This is really funny.”

“What is it.”

As he thrust the screen in front of my eyes, my eyes naturally checked the video.

[TeSTAR Animal’s Kingdom: Park Moondae Episode │ Moongdaengie’s Life Exploration ZIP │ EP.3]

“…….”

In the meantime, the 5-second advertisement ended naturally and the main content came out.

[U-ha~ U-ha~]

The tacky opening that would come out in animal variety shows in the 90s passed through as a parody with TeSTAR.

What came out right after was… Park Moondae wearing puppy pajamas.

……Since I had received it as a gift, I sometimes wore it when all my pajamas were being washed.

‘…Looking at it on the screen, it’s a bit like that.’

Regardless of my embarrassment, the voice often heard in foreign documentary dubbing flowed in the video.

[Wild wolves hunt in packs. They are animals that live in nuclear family units and do social life.]

[But here, this individual is not a wolf but a puppy.]

[He learned the habits of the cold city while living with humans.]

On the screen, it was showing the scene of Park Moondae wearing pajamas, sitting blankly on the living room sofa in fast-forward.

There was no movement even though all sorts of housemates moved busily around him.

Even when Cha Yujin and Keun Sejin approached, waved their hands, sat next to him, and turned on the TV, he stayed in that posture.

[This individual has evolved to not waste strength on minor social life.]

‘…I must have given answers for those?’

Maybe it was right after exercising and washing because I had barely gotten a gap in between, so I would have stayed still because I was tired. The smell of familiar fabrication was very friendly.

[But befitting a puppy, he likes humans. Especially he is favorable to the humans of the same pack.]

What kind of story was this again?

On the screen, Park Moondae suddenly jumped up and disappeared into the kitchen.

And he appeared with a carbonated beverage.

[Let’s see if the favor is successfully conveyed.]

Park Moondae first showed the plastic bottle to Ryu Chungwoo who was passing by, but was readily rejected.

[The first attempt is a failure.]

‘I just asked if he wants some…?’

Did it need to be called a failure? No, in the first place, wouldn’t any adult with some sense do that much gesture?

But regardless of my troubled heart, the narration put in nonsense diligently.

Park Moondae on the screen trudged back to the living room with the plastic bottle, received the welcome of Cha Yujin and Keun Sejin, and handed over the beverage.

An emphasized cut editing was inserted as if he had succeeded in hunting.

[Ah, he succeeded this time.]

[He receives the gratitude of humans.]

The video ended with a cut of Park Moondae receiving back the carbonated beverage which was more than half empty and putting it into his mouth with the plastic bottle.

[It was a moment of the TeSTAR-class canid Park Moondae individual inhabiting Seoul.]

[Du-dung!]

“…….”

I lost my words.

Because we were busy and couldn’t film reality content separately, they were broadcasting such a thing after the music video filming portion had ended.

Keun Sejin giggled again.

“Funny, right? Honestly it’s funny, right?”

Yeah. Everyone laughs very well.

The first best comment was this.

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋPerfect match

4,000 ‘likes’ were checked on this sequence of k-i-e-u-k-s.

Under that, many comments were laughing. Everyone looked truly joyful.

Of course, not everyone was like that. Let’s look at other best comments.

-As expected, the one pushed as official is Moongdaengie, Tibetan fox is just a heresy

-Everyone, Moondae has been sincere about puppies from mukbang to masks and to pajamas. Let’s be fans who respect Moondae’s choice.

-Animal’s Kingdom BGM crazyㅋㅋeukㅋㅋㅋㅋ it looks like the puppy hunted the plastic bottle with excitement!

-Right, our Moongdaeng, let’s be a puppy forever♡

-The Tibetan fox faction will not forget the implicit suppression of the broadcasting station. We will return again….
└ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

“…….”

The image work I had done to survive in the survival was being distorted excellently as Park Moondae himself being obsessed with puppies……,

I felt like I could hear the 29-year-old civil service exam student’s ego screaming.

‘…Well, since people like it, is it fine.’

I had even tried on the moving puppy ears at the fan-sign a few days before. It was about time for the exam student guy to give up.

“Moondae, you’re not angry, right? Right? Right, I’ll play my video too fairly.”

Keun Sejin laughed out loud beside me and auto-played the next video.

There was a content hint openly in the title.

[TeSTAR Animal’s Kingdom: Lee Sejin B Episode │ Keun-se-bear is ‘In-sa (Insider)’ ZIP │ EP.3]

‘In-sa’

The content was roughly a Keun Sejin special who got along well regardless of this guy or that guy.

They edited it by catching the ratio of comedy and warmth well.

“But honestly yours is more funny than mine… Hey, hey!”

That bastard was teasing a person while he received something good.

I handed over the tablet to the guy and laid on the bed.

I decided to use the barely obtained rest time more meaningfully; I shouldn’t waste it watching such things.

“Hey, monitor me too~ do you sleep after only watching yours?”

The guy who only laughed while watching Park Moondae’s video, what monitoring.

“Yeah. You should sleep too.”

“Ah~ I sleep in the car too. If I have time like this, I should use it well~”

I had no way to know where he got his stamina since he wouldn’t have had a status window. He had surely only slept for three hours the day before too.

At that moment, support came from the roommate for once.

“…He said he’ll sleep. Get out. It’s noisy.”

Lee Sejin, who was already lying down to sleep, tossed a word. It was clear that he said it after enduring.

“…….”

Keun Sejin stared at the person with the same name without an answer, and then just laughed.

“Ah sure, whatever. Have a good sleep, Hyung-nim~”

Then he pretended to shake his head when he made eye contact with me, and left the room while shrugging his shoulders.

‘That one also looks a bit pissed off.’

He clearly showed that he passed it over lightly on purpose to not fight while the reality camera was running.

‘They seem to not understand each other.’

They seemed to not fit each other quite a bit. Even if we changed rooms later, it seemed we shouldn’t put those two together.

The moment I thought that, an alarm came on the smartphone.

[Keun Sejin: Come out! Now is the only time!]

“…….”

[Sleep.]

I sent a short reply and turned off the phone power. And I started a deep sleep.

Around this time, I didn’t know what would happen to TeSTAR’s first variety show video.

* * *

[TeSTAR first variety show video is crazyㅋㅋㅋ]
[Working Human Episode 2 pre-release (feat. drugged)]
[TeSTAR variety show appearance where everything was a fake]

The pre-release video edited like crazy naturally rose to the popular posts in entertainment-related communities.

-Heh, so funnyㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Whoaㅋㅋ I thought it would fail but as expected those who are meant to be successful are. Is it because they are the ones who broke through Ajusa
-The comments scratching while pretending to worry that TeSTAR is appearing there have all disappearedㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Fans must be happy, it’s already so funnyㅋㅋㅋ
-Oh, it’s been a while since a full-scale prank show, so gladㅠㅠ these are the Ajusa kids, cute, going to watch the main broadcast!
└It shows that you’re a fan~
└? What’s with this person?;;
└Ignore, a psychopath

In addition to the variety show that was thought to fail showing a twist, the fact that idols from the most hot audition recently appeared made it a natural thing.

Moreover, the video itself was too funny.

Thanks to that, word of mouth spread even if it’s not entertainment communities or SNS.

[The identity of the new variety show TeSTAR appears in? A full-scale prank show!]
[A variety show that is sincere about deceiving TeSTAR]
[TVC new variety show, surging because of TeSTAR?]

The video full of the bird banner drawn roughly and the Prank keyword grew the number of views while drawing buzz frighteningly.

Moreover, not long after, it was chosen.

-ㅋㅋㅋIs there anyone who came in by searching?

It was exactly the choice of that famous ‘WeTube algorithm’.